WWE Wrestlemania 34 Predictions
WWE WrestleMania 34 has finally arrived, the showcase of the immortals, the grandest stage of them all. This is the big event that every wrestler on the WWE Roster aims to be on and to try to get a WrestleMania Moment, to be immortalised down in history to be remembered for many years to come. It’s also the big event where most current storylines will come to close, but also have some shock twists and turns. It’s usually the event that most would state “Anything can happen” and something along the lines usually does.
With all that being said, let’s get on with the predictions.
Like in previous predictions, I will be following these rules/guidelines: -
I will be predicting only the current matches that have been announced so far at the moment in time. (With the excepts of John Cena Vs Undertaker, which hasn’t been announced but think will happen due to all the build-up that they have been doing leading up to WrestleMania 34 & If I think a Money In The Bank Cash In will happen)
The matches will be in Random Order as I don't know what order they will be presented to us.
If a match gets restarted due to some rule-breaking being found out and etc, then the restarted outcome will be considered the true cannon result and the previous one will be discarded due to the restart.
(c) - Refers to the Champion(s) heading into the match
WrestleMania Women's Battle Royal
Winner: Sasha Banks
The reason why I have gone for this option is to try and continue the angle of Sasha/Bayley to keep going, which we could then have Sasha hold the victory over Bayley, which will push things closer to boiling point and get the feud ready for when WWE does decide to put them in a single match against each other.
WWE Cruiserweight Tournament Final
Cedric Alexander Vs Mustafa Ali
For the vacant WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Winner: Cedric Alexander
(And New WWE Cruiserweight Champion)
I think that this match will be the stand-out match for the Pre-Show, as both are the very reliable talent, that the WWE Universe (Crowd, Fans & Etc) can get behind and they also have some interesting, high-risk offence that will make it stand out. The reason why I think Cedric Alexander will take the win is that I feel that on more than one occasion he has come close to becoming Cruiserweight Champion and that he was originally going to become the next champion when Enzo held it, which then became vacant and sort of meant that Cedric has had to wait a bit longer for it, so he will be hungry and ready for the chance.
André the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Winner: Samoa Joe
This will be a great way to allow Samoa Joe to make a grand return to the WWE and what a time to return as well, at WrestleMania. There have been reports that on Raw that Samoa Joe was backstage, watching the show, catching up with work colleague and possibly to make arrangements for when he returns. If Joe doesn’t return at WrestleMania then he will most likely return on the Episode of Raw after WrestleMania putting himself in the WWE Universal Championship picture from the get-go. However, I think WWE will see that by having Joe return during the Match, he could use this to get momentum and get himself into the WWE Universal Championship by simply dominating this match and eliminating his completion in short work.
The Bar (Cesaro & Sheamus) (c)
Braun Strowman & TBA (To Be Announced)
for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
Winners: Braun Strowman & TBA
(And NEW WWE Raw Tag Team Champions)
The match I feel is the easiest to predict what the result will be because Braun seems to be a 1 man wrecking crew, that seems to be going through the opponent, after opponent and still looking favourably in the WWE Universe’s eyes as well. What will actually be more difficult to predict, is who will be tagging with Braun Strowman for this match and if I was going to make a prediction, I wouldn’t mind stating, that I think it would be Elias because he has been getting over with the WWE Universe, especially when he mentions “What does WWE Stand for, Walk With Elias”.
Fatal Four-Way Match
Randy Orton (c) Vs Bobby Roode Vs Jinder Mahal Vs Rusev
for the WWE United States Championship
(And NEW WWE United States Champion)
I know that too many, they might not consider Rusev to be a top choice to be the victor in this match, but have you seen how over "Rusev Day!" is getting. Rusev's merchandise seems to be doing well, which might work in his favour.
However, what might not work in his favour, is the fact that there is a rumour that he might have been added into this match, due to possibly considering leaving due to not being happy with his current direction and WWE didn't want to lose him with the whole "Rusev Day!" going so well.
Now I feel that him winning the WWE United States Championship, would create a WrestleMania Moment because the WWE Universe will most likely start chanting "Rusev Day!" which I am sure that Vince would approve of this.
Triple Threat Match
The Miz (c) Vs Seth Rollins Vs Finn Bálor
For the WWE Intercontinental Championship
Winner: The Miz
(And STILL WWE Intercontinental Champion)
I know that most will have Finn Bálor down to win this match as he seems to be the odds on favourite, but I think this match will throw in a nice surprise by having The Miz get lucky and possibly steal the win from under Finn to defend his championship, at which point this could be a possible turning point for Finn to do a slow-burning Heel turn.
Charlotte Flair (c) Vs Asuka
for the WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
(And NEW WWE SmackDown Women's Champion)
This match will have plenty of hype going into it especially with the fact that Asuka has never been pinned or submitted since arriving in the WWE. Now 1 of 2 things could happen here, which would be that Asuka becomes the New WWE SmackDown Women's Champion and moves over to SmackDown or The Streak is over at WrestleMania, however, I think WWE will want to keep The Streak going for a bit longer and so Asuka will come out the winner but she won't be celebrating for long because Carmella will arrive with Money In The Bank in hand.
Money In The Bank Cash In
Asuka (c) Vs Carmella
For a WWE SmackDown Women's Championship
(And STILL WWE SmackDown Women's Champion)
As much as most won't expect Asuka to be victorious in this match after a hard-fought contest against Charlotte Flair, I think Carmella will get too cocky for her own sneakers and it will end up costing her the match, with either by a roll-up or a surprise submission for Asuka to win.
Mixed Tag Team Match
Kurt Angle & Ronda Rousey
Triple H & Stephanie McMahon
Winners: Kurt Angle & Ronda Rousey
If this Match Headlines WrestleMania as the Main Event, I will understand why they have done it, because to try and use Ronda's Mainstream Pull to get as many people watching the event, however, this is her Debut Match for the company and feel that either the WWE Championship Match or WWE Universe Championship Match should be the Main Event.
However, with that said, I think that Triple H & Kurt Angle will recreate the magic that they had in the past and put on a very good show but also being careful of any injuries that they might have. I think that Stephanie will get some shots in on Ronda but will quickly want to leave as soon as Ronda sets her focus on her.
I think the end will come with a Double Submission, with Kurt doing an Angle Lock on Triple H & Ronda with an Arm Bar on Stephanie.
Triple Threat Tag Team Match
The Usos (Jey & Jimmy Uso) (c)
The New Day (Big E, Kofi Kingston, and/or Xavier Woods)
The Bludgeon Brothers (Harper & Rowan)
For the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Championship
Winners: The Bludgeon Brothers
(And NEW WWE SmackDown Tag Team Champions)
The reason why I have gone with The Bludgeon Brothers is simply to allow another team to be holding the SmackDown Tag Team Championship, put a fresh team in the mix because I feel that the SmackDown Tag Team Championship has been going back and forth between The Usos (Who have to handle the Championship for a long time now) & The New Day (Who handle it before The Usos). Also, if The Bludgeon Brothers do win the match, it will set up a feud for them against The Usos and they seem to work well against them as well. So, it will bring more for the SmackDown Tag Team Division.
Alexa Bliss (c) Vs Nia Jax
For the WWE Raw Woman's Championship
Winner: Alexa Bliss
(And STILL WWE Raw Women's Champion)
I know that Alexa Bliss has held the WWE Raw Women's Championship for a long time now, but I think she will be successful at WrestleMania because she will most likely have Mickie James getting involved somehow and come away with the victory. Plus, Nia has only recently possibly turned Face, so I would say give that sometimes first before having her become the next WWE Raw Women's Champion - Most likely at the Next PPV.
Daniel Bryan & Shane McMahon
Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn
If Owens & Zayn win, they will be rehired to SmackDown
Winners: Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn
There are 2 ways I can see this going, which is that if Daniel & Shane, do get the victory, then Kevin & Sami will most likely be getting transferred to Raw. If Kevin & Sami do win, I think the victory will arrive by the hands of Daniel Bryan, who could surprise everyone and turn Heel to help them, get their jobs back. So, then Shane will Fire Daniel Bryan as the GM of SmackDown (Which will leave an opening for a New GM), but also have him on his Roster to at least try to get some form of payback on him.
Surprise WrestleMania Match
John Cena Vs The Undertaker
Winner: The Undertaker
For how much hype and build-up that has been happening since John Cena first called out The Undertaker, it would be a massive shame & let down for a match not to take place. Especially when for 4 weeks Cena has had the WWE Universe calling out for him.
I will say I do expect that Cena will attempt one more time at WrestleMania, only this time the lights will go out and we hear "Dead Man Walking" and the Music for The Undertaker hits but it's "The American Bad Ass" version of The Undertaker who answers the call.
This will throw Cena off his game as he will have been expecting "The Dead Man" version of The Undertaker, which the mind games will most likely cost John Cena the match, by possibly him attempting a move The Undertaker usually does, for it to be countered then done on him instead.